You know exactly who we are: We’re your embarrassing Drunk Aunties.
Yes, Chile, the ones who smell like day-old dollar store perfume, paired with the strong musk of Tennessee whiskey wrapped in a halo of cigarette smoke.
We know you haven’t seen us since you were seven years old, but that doesn’t matter. It won’t keep us from demanding that you…
Come here and give ya Aunties some shuga!!